she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Actions speak louder than pants.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I think i got beer on your cat.
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