windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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