He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Non-Jews are for practice
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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