Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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