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(651): View more from Minnesota

Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink

(952): View more from Minnesota

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(519): View more from Ontario

she's naming her girl london marie

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that kid will be born with a tramp stamp

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(713): View more from Texas

If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.

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(+91): View more from India

Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.

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(817): View more from Texas

And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub

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(+32): View more from Belgium

this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk

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(415): View more from California

so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i think i just naturally attract stoners

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