it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I'm bleeding and have questions
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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