AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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