Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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