just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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