Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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