Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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