I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm bleeding and have questions
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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