we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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