I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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