doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
you inspire me to be a worse person
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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