so that wasnt chicken after all
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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