Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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