dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
and eventually we just all took our pants off
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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