Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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