thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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