wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Randomize
