I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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