it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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