If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
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Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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