I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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