he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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