Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
