3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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