I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
