I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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