You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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