i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
dude. I can hear the air.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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