Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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