scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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