Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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