Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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