He kissed a someone with a penis
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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