Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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