Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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