You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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