He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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