In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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