i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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