So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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