just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
i think we sleep fucked last night...
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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