Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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