I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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