Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
two words: eviction party
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
