I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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