Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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